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Paranoid Trump Searches For Spies. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 23, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Michael Cohen’s business partner, Evgeny A. Freidman, a Russian immigrant known as “The Taxi King,” has agreed to help...
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What Time Will Devin Nunes Jizz Classified Intel All Over Fox News Today?
Today is the day, everyone! Devin Nunes is getting everything he ever wanted (that doesn’t involve wild romantic nights with dairy cows, allegedly), because he gets to go to a briefing and learn...
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Rudy Giuliani Real Sure Devin Nunes Will Only Leak Him The Unclassified Parts
Guess where I stuck that memo! Can you guess? Look, we know that EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE here, and it’s hard to focus on any one particular patch of flames. But the meetings yesterday where the White...
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The Trump Who Came In From The Cold. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 30, 2018
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. During a March 2017 meeting at Mar-a-Lago, Trump reportedly bitched out Jeff Sessions and tried to make him unrecuse...
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Oh Man, Sean Hannity Probably HATED Watching Fox News Yesterday
Fox News viewers got their monthly dose of reality on Tuesday, and we’re a-guessin’ Sean Hannity hated it. Truth was breaking out all over! First of all, there was that thing that happens every so...
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Jeff Sessions Would Do Anything For Trump’s Love, But He Won’t Do THAT
BREAKING DRIP DRIP DRIP NEWS for the “Donald Trump Can’t Stop Obstructing Justice In The Russia Investigation” file Robert Mueller has been compiling. The failing New York Times reports that, on top...
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Donald Trump Full Of Shit: A Jeff Sessions Shitsplainer!
Elfin Magic! How the hell did we end up on the same team as Jeff Sessions? Time to start buying those freeze-dried slop buckets from Jim Bakker — clearly the Apocalypse is nigh! Because that racist...
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